Phans vs. Twilighters

...I just had to do it. The thought was in my head and before I went to bed last night this is what I had come up with.

So before any die-hard Twilighters come at me with claws and fangs I would like you to know that this is only humor and that I don't mean to offend anyone. I myself was a Twilight fan (when nobody actually knew what Twilight was about or who Stephanie Meyer was) at one point until... Erik had entered my life. I'm pretty sure almost everyone goes through the Twilight stage.

But, yes Erik and Edward have their differences which make them unique to their fans. Like we said though, there's only one downfall to Edward ladies... sorry.

Now, if vampires do exist (which people claim to be vampires) I don't believe they would sparkle in the sunlight. I'm just saying!

PS
I am fully aware by now that Erik really doesn't have a surname so please, do not point that out.